Buh-rian (afireinbabylon) wrote in gouffatron,
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Sapienza!

gentlemenMGOUFFE: ey yo
Sicilian NinJa: yo son
gentlemenMGOUFFE: this is knuckles
Sicilian NinJa: sup knucks
gentlemenMGOUFFE: i got a message from you from the desk of don fellatio
gentlemenMGOUFFE: *for you
Sicilian NinJa: tell me it
gentlemenMGOUFFE: i need you to be my hitman
gentlemenMGOUFFE: you succeed... you get yourself a nice slice of tiramisu
Sicilian NinJa: hmm
Sicilian NinJa: its tempting
Sicilian NinJa: but i gave up killing a long time ago
Sicilian NinJa: its not as easy as it use to be
gentlemenMGOUFFE: ive heard
gentlemenMGOUFFE: youre the best we can get though
gentlemenMGOUFFE: you game?
Sicilian NinJa: i know..
Sicilian NinJa: hmmm
Sicilian NinJa: but for tiramisu
Sicilian NinJa: ill do anything
Sicilian NinJa: im game.
gentlemenMGOUFFE: ok great
gentlemenMGOUFFE: not we need you to whack this guy mike justian
gentlemenMGOUFFE: the googatz hasn't been paying his protection money
Sicilian NinJa: i hear ya
Sicilian NinJa: where is his stay of residence?
gentlemenMGOUFFE: ill pull it up, gimme a sec
Sicilian NinJa: kk
gentlemenMGOUFFE: 200 W 40th Street (Corner of 7th Avenue)
New York, NY 10018
Sicilian NinJa: app#?
gentlemenMGOUFFE: scuse?
Sicilian NinJa: apparment number?
Sicilian NinJa: appartment
gentlemenMGOUFFE: 334 - 3rd floor
gentlemenMGOUFFE: now tell us your style of execution
Sicilian NinJa: depends
Sicilian NinJa: on how close i get to him
Sicilian NinJa: if i get inside undetected i usually wait in his bathroom
Sicilian NinJa: until he comes in to take a shit
gentlemenMGOUFFE: what if the bathroom reeks?
Sicilian NinJa: it wonth bother me..
Sicilian NinJa: he comes in
Sicilian NinJa: i sever his neck
Sicilian NinJa: its a quick and painless death
Sicilian NinJa: he wont even know what hit him
gentlemenMGOUFFE: but justain is one smelly fuck... justain is one of those big beefy jobs, especially when it comes to dropping logs
Sicilian NinJa: like i said
Sicilian NinJa: it wont concern me
Sicilian NinJa: im trained for this shit
Sicilian NinJa: i thought you wanted the best
Sicilian NinJa: so stop askin stupid question
Sicilian NinJa: s
gentlemenMGOUFFE: bring some of that "Oust" with you
gentlemenMGOUFFE: just in case
gentlemenMGOUFFE: you have a codename?
Sicilian NinJa: they call me
Sicilian NinJa: ninjor
gentlemenMGOUFFE: can you snipe?
Sicilian NinJa: of course
gentlemenMGOUFFE: beautiful
Sicilian NinJa: but ameteurs only snipe..
gentlemenMGOUFFE: our last sniper "Snaggletooth" was caught
Sicilian NinJa: of course he was
gentlemenMGOUFFE: he told us he was the best but he was a joke
Sicilian NinJa: forensics these days can tell the exact time of day, exact gun, and distance the bullet was shot from
Sicilian NinJa: i wouldnt go for it
gentlemenMGOUFFE: ...we have out ways of going undetected
Sicilian NinJa: by the way
Sicilian NinJa: what is your orginization called
Sicilian NinJa: ?
gentlemenMGOUFFE: we have a front which is a delicatessen in forest park, queens
gentlemenMGOUFFE: we are known as The Red Fiore
Sicilian NinJa: i see
gentlemenMGOUFFE: how do you expect to enter the bathroom?
Sicilian NinJa: i have my ways
Sicilian NinJa: it doesnt have to be the bathroom
Sicilian NinJa: ill survey the seen
Sicilian NinJa: dont worry bout how i do it
Sicilian NinJa: ill just get it done
gentlemenMGOUFFE: we can send backup if you need it
Sicilian NinJa: i wont need it
Sicilian NinJa: you type slow...
gentlemenMGOUFFE: im talking 50 italians surrounding the apartment complex armed with brass knuckles and/or salami sticks
Sicilian NinJa: like somone i know...
Sicilian NinJa: someone...
gentlemenMGOUFFE: scuse?
Sicilian NinJa: what is your name??
gentlemenMGOUFFE: my name is knuckles
Sicilian NinJa: code name?
Sicilian NinJa: it is?
gentlemenMGOUFFE: knuckles
Sicilian NinJa: hhmm
Sicilian NinJa: more like
Sicilian NinJa: someone whos name starts with a j...
gentlemenMGOUFFE: knuckles doesnt start with a j
Sicilian NinJa: your real name
Sicilian NinJa: jack
Sicilian NinJa: y
gentlemenMGOUFFE: jacky?
Sicilian NinJa: hmm
gentlemenMGOUFFE: im sorry it is not
Sicilian NinJa: you seem to know
Sicilian NinJa: you sure?
gentlemenMGOUFFE: i am certain
gentlemenMGOUFFE: my real name is tony capicola
Sicilian NinJa: i see
Sicilian NinJa: whered you get my name from?
gentlemenMGOUFFE: an unknown referrer
gentlemenMGOUFFE: via fax
Sicilian NinJa: how do i know its not a trap?
gentlemenMGOUFFE: it's not a trap because we have tiramisu
gentlemenMGOUFFE: and us italians dont take tiramisu lightly
Sicilian NinJa: this is true
gentlemenMGOUFFE: but of course
Sicilian NinJa: yeta
gentlemenMGOUFFE: we will keep trackm of justain's position in the city over a 48 hour period after your deployment
gentlemenMGOUFFE: failuse to seize the subject results in death by ice cream truck
Sicilian NinJa: affirmatve
gentlemenMGOUFFE: there will be men all over new york city. it will not be hard finding the subject
Sicilian NinJa: i knwo
gentlemenMGOUFFE: as for now, take care. you will be getting a phone call during the course of this week about the job.
Sicilian NinJa: affirmative
Sicilian NinJa: what is my #?
gentlemenMGOUFFE: don fellatio has it
Sicilian NinJa: you sure?
gentlemenMGOUFFE: affirmative
Sicilian NinJa: dont let me down..
gentlemenMGOUFFE: and you dont let us down either
gentlemenMGOUFFE: take care ninjor
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